Calling all collaborators

G011UM88 · Post by **G011UM88** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 2:13 pm

I am setting up my own animation studio and I am looking for some people to help me out with my upcoming projects.

I am currently seeking:
modelers
sculptors
riggers
artists
animators
screenwriters
storyboarders
painters
scanners
Actors and actresses
foley artists
story writers

I am also looking for a good investor who can provide my studio with enough funds to help me fully get started and help me pay for all the following equipment I'll need:
Maya Unlimited 8.5
Nextengine 3D scanner
Massive CGI software (as used in LOTR)
Red One Camera
Optitrack mocap system
Dolby master producer
Blu-Print Blu-ray authoring software
a workstation pc with fedora core 4 installed
motion capture and chroma key facility
sony pictures sound effects vol 1-10
the list goes on and on...

Feel free to contact me at anytime if you wish to help my studio. Our upcoming projects include:
Saint George and the Dragon
The Kalevala

G011UM88 · Post by **G011UM88** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 2:15 pm

I also want Tuomas Holopainen from the band Nightwish to compose the music for some of our films, but I have ablsolutely no way of contacting him (he's all the way in Finland for one). Any help with that aspect is also greatly appreciated

heyvern · Post by **heyvern** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:29 pm

And I want a million dollars!!!

Seriously though... what the heck?

You want an investor or a business loan? Is this another "Work for free and get a T-shirt" kind of deals?

First off you have no personal info posted...

So you could be a 14 year old kid or a 50 year old serial killer and you find your victims by posting job offers on internet forums.

You won't get a lot of volunteers when you state up front you're broke. That list of equipment... yikes! You're talking... $50,000? $100,000? Some of those things on that list cost more than a kidney on the organ donor black market. And that doesn't cover payroll.

The ratio of "Work for free and get a T-shirt" job offers to legitimate job offers in here is like... 50 to 1. It gets old.

If you're serious post some real information like how many animator jobs do you need filled and when do you need them? Do they have to relocate or can they work online? etc etc...

-vern

funksmaname · Post by **funksmaname** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:30 pm

...or a 50 year old serial killer and you find your victims by posting job offers on internet forums.

Verns on the hitlist...

...and now so am i

so while i'm here, i may as well say without any credentials, you will find it hard to find an investor - particularly as you list so many people and equipment you need, you fail to actually say who YOU are, and what YOU do - and why would I (if i had $100k spare) INVEST it in YOU. Considering you have none of the stuff you are asking for, it makes the final 'incentive' part of you post - the fact you have the two upcoming projects - lose credibility. Are you being commissioned by Disney to make them, or your daughters kindergarten teacher? (or your OWN kindergarten teacher? hmm...)

Anyway, let me just add that I dont really want to die so if you are in the business of serial killing, make it Vern, and make it a sloppy job so you get caught before you get to no.2 on your list. (No offence vern but every man for himself.

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G011UM88 · Post by **G011UM88** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:08 am

I am not allowed to give out personal information. All I can tell you is that I am very legit. I cant tell a lie.

G011UM88 · Post by **G011UM88** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:12 am

Could anyone at least recommend any good fantasy epic novel that would make a great animated film franchise?

G011UM88 · Post by **G011UM88** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:14 am

[quote] Is this another "Work for free and get a T-shirt" kind of deals?

I really dont get what you mean, but I am very insulted. I desperately need help and I cant do this alone. IM SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

G011UM88 · Post by **G011UM88** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:17 am

I AM NOT A FRIGGIN SERIAL KILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

heyvern · Post by **heyvern** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 5:20 am

G011UM88 wrote:I am not allowed to give out personal information. All I can tell you is that I am very legit. I cant tell a lie.

If you say that than of course it must be true. My apologies.

http://www.unc.edu/depts/jomc/academics/dri/idog.html

-vern

jahnocli · Post by **jahnocli** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 10:38 am

I AM NOT A FRIGGIN SERIAL KILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Other than a wish list, what have you got?

cribble · Post by **cribble** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 12:32 pm

Why the guy from Nightwish?

G011UM88 · Post by **G011UM88** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:48 pm

Other than a wish list, what have you got?

Plenty! A Wacom Cintiq, Adobe Production Studio, flash, Blu Ray Drive, I will soon be getting a 17' MacBook Pro and Final cut studio.

G011UM88 · Post by **G011UM88** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:51 pm

Why the guy from Nightwish?

Why? (laughs)

Have you ever listened to Ghost Love Score? I HIGHLY recommend you do so. Thats practically the whole reason I want him to help me.

funksmaname · Post by **funksmaname** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:27 pm

ive got a sony handicam and a blue pair of socks - so please give me the following:

an idea,
a design team & all equipment i need to execute YOUR idea,
Money to pay the design team & myself,
A premisses to house my new company,
infact, i'd like a new premisses too...
food and water for the rest of my life,
& lots of porn starlets working the phones.

trust me i will make a big success of your investment, its true, my mum said i could do anythign i put my mind to - you can have her address if you want to check with her that she really said it... she did.

p.s. i'm not a serial killer but i AM 14 years old.

funksmaname · Post by **funksmaname** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:29 pm

...AND i will post 5 posts in a row without reply because i'm too 'cool' to edit my previous posts.