To cut a long story short. I think I must have eaten a dodgy prawn on christmas day. On my sickbed I came up with this, amongst other things. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FfUmFtbm0E
Can't wait for the show!?.... That was the show! My uncle (an old carnie) once said to me. " If you can't show them something in 10 seconds, and then get them to pay for it, you're nothing!" The last time I saw him he was gnawing the bubble gum off the soles of a strangers patent leather shoes... So who knows?
OH MY GOODNESS! Your Uncle is indeed a wise man... I was trying to sneak under the tent and see the show for free... As for the gum I am sure it had way more flavor than when it came from the factory!!!!